“Vampires obviously can’t wield the Holy Sword. Therefore, this proves I am not a vampire.” The vampire princess holding the Holy Sword said this with a serious expression. After running away from home due to pressure from her childhood-friend Demon King and her original family, the vampire princess Lonya took on the alias Esper and decided to live as a human. Working part-time, earning money, performing backflips… Oh, she never actually did the last one. Her life was going pretty smoothly, until she pulled out the Holy Sword. When the Pope benevolently announced that she would be sent to defeat the Demon King, she finally understood that her life might truly be over. “Well, since I’m already here, I may as well try my best to survive.” This is the counterattack story of a laid-back vampire princess struggling to survive under the control of the black-hearted Church, while also trying to rescue her beloved Demon King. “…But why is the Saintess clinging to me too?”