The moment Jiang Lu opened her eyes, she discovered she had shrunk! You have to understand—she had been lucky enough to land a dream job with weekends off, no overtime, full social benefits, and a net monthly pay of seven thousand yuan. The single time she finally worked overtime, she actually transmigrated! Boo-hoo... Her perfect retirement job! A cheat? Nope! A system? Also no? Huh... wait a minute. The mole on her hand was actually a portable dimensional space, and she had even developed an insanely sharp sixth sense. Now that was a fantastic bargain! Still, she always felt this cultivation world was a bit bizarre. They were supposed to be pursuing immortality, so why were all these top prodigies obsessed with falling in love? One day, a fragile Little Junior Sister frames the Eldest Senior Sister; the next day, a green-tea Little Junior Sister romances her Master; and the day after that, some young senior brother shouts "Thirty years East, thirty years West, don't look down on a youth for being poor!" while building a massive harem. Turns out the cultivation world was totally unhinged! Well, crazy as it was, none of it had anything to do with her—if anything, it only worked to her advantage. Relying on her powerful sixth sense, she thrived effortlessly in the cultivation world. Yet as she coasted along, how on earth did she end up becoming an all-around powerhouse? She even became the only person to achieve ascension in ten thousand years!