At this moment, Ye Fan, who had just blown apart the hall, was absolutely livid!
He had been reborn again, but this time, the target of his rebirth was actually a eunuch named Ye Fan!
A eunuch... Yes, a eunuch!
The kind of eunuch who was missing his “little brother”...
Although he was a peak Soul Transformation stage powerhouse and the Nine Thousand Years of the Xinghe Imperial City with absolute power, damn it, he wasn't a man, nor was he a woman!
He felt this was even worse than when he was that dog, Ye Fanfan!
At least he had been a complete male demon back then!
Just then, a scene popped into his mind.
It was of Hu Niu, Hu Xian’er, and Gou Fenghuang—the three female demons.
The scene of them scrambling to stuff chicken drumsticks into his mouth.
He remembered that at the time, he had sworn an oath to the heavens.
What was it again? It seemed to be:
“He would never like women again!”
He had said he wouldn't like women anymore, but he never said he wouldn't be a man!
Ye Fan couldn't help but lose his mind.
Maybe he should just die!
Living like this was simply too meaningless.
This kind of ball-aching sorrow was something any man could understand.
Ye Fan grit his teeth, wanting to end his miserable life.
...
A moment later, Ye Fan still abandoned the thought of seeking death.
He had a feeling that if he committed suicide, he might actually die for real.
The kind where he could never be resurrected again.
And this feeling was quite strong, as if there was a destined path in the grand scheme of things.
Furthermore, every time he was reborn, he had to pay a price.
He would lose an ability from his many past lives as an Immortal Emperor.
He had already lost alchemy and artifact forging; he really couldn't afford to lose anything else.
Even with this rebirth, he still didn't know what ability he had lost.
Besides, if he didn't want to be a eunuch, he could always recover his manly vigor in the future by finding some special heavenly treasures or when reconstructing his physical body!
This kind of thing fell under the category of: you might not use it, but you absolutely must have it.
However, Ye Fan was still incredibly indignant. He couldn't help but look up at the sky and curse:
“Damned Heavenly Dao, are you blind?”
He had a faint intuition that his repeated deaths and rebirths must be closely tied to the Heavenly Dao of this world.
The moment his words fell, the world suddenly changed color.
“Rumble—”
The clear blue sky with white clouds was suddenly engulfed by rolling dark clouds and rumbling thunder...
The sky over the entire imperial city was covered in dense, black clouds.
...
“Strike you to death, you bastard! Strike you to death, you little piece of...”
Punishment Lightning was in the Thunder Pool, cursing as he fantasized about three hundred and sixty different ways to strike Lu Ming to death...
In his imagination, Lu Ming was screaming, begging for mercy, and looking absolutely wretched in every way...
“I say, can you shut up for a second?”
Tribulation Lightning roared impatiently.
Ever since Punishment Lightning had returned all deflated and listless last time, he had been acting like a madman, cursing a human every single day.
When asked what happened, he wouldn't give any details, only saying he had suffered a loss.
He really wanted to know what kind of loss Punishment Lightning had suffered and how it had happened, just so he could have a good laugh!
Knowing there was a hilarious story to hear but not knowing the details was incredibly frustrating.
“Hmph... I can't be quiet! Not even a little bit! If I don't strike that worthless brat to death, my mind won't be at peace, and my whole body will feel out of sorts.”
Punishment Lightning rolled over, causing the lightning waves in the Thunder Pool to surge violently, making the entire thunder domain rumble and shake!
Wes of lightning rippled through the Thunder Pool.
Tribulation Lightning advised helplessly:
“Then your mind is never going to be at peace in this lifetime. For a person to be punished by heaven even once in their life is already extraordinary!”
“That guy has already been struck by you several times. How could he not learn his lesson and keep getting punished by heaven...”
“I advise you to let it go. This is the tragedy of being lightning; we can't just attack people whenever we want...”
Hearing Tribulation Lightning's advice, Punishment Lightning felt even more depressed.
Then, he began to mutter loudly:
“Bless that worthless brat to keep making mistakes and keep getting punished by heaven...”
“Bless that bastard to keep doing things that deserve getting struck by lightning...”
Looking at the seemingly possessed Punishment Lightning, Tribulation Lightning was helpless and could only join him in silent prayer.
Otherwise, he didn't know when this Thunder Pool would finally quiet down.
He couldn't even sleep in peacefully.
Perhaps the prayers of the two lightnings actually worked.
A mission suddenly appeared on the mission board: in the demon race territory, someone was to be punished.
Severity: Strike them to death.
The two lightnings looked at each other, both believing their prayers had been answered!
Punishment Lightning stood up from the Thunder Pool in excitement, preparing to set off and strike that damned fellow to death.
The demon race territory—it had to be that damned guy.
He had suffered a massive loss there last time.
This time, he was definitely going to reclaim his dignity.
He would let that damned human know that Punishment Lightning was not to be trifled with.
“Hahaha...”
Punishment Lightning's face wore a twisted grin.
“Hey... absorb a bit more lightning power!”
Tribulation Lightning couldn't help but remind him.
He shouldn't get humiliated again, only to come back depressed and make a fuss.
Hearing this, Punishment Lightning felt it was indeed necessary.
He jumped straight into the Thunder Pool, frantically devouring power.
He recalled the last time he went on a mission.
The target had suddenly run from the Northern Province to the demon race territory, wasting a lot of his time.
Before setting off this time, he hurriedly glanced at the board again.
Aha! The mission location had indeed changed to the Eastern Province.
Punishment Lightning couldn't help but feel pleased with his own intelligence.
He really was a little genius.
He paid absolutely no attention to the other information on the board.
Especially the severity: Mild Lesson.
He hadn't seen it at all.
With a flash of his figure, he rushed toward the Eastern Province.
“You worthless brat, your Grandpa Punishment Lightning is here!”
Punishment Lightning arrived in the sky above the imperial city in the Eastern Province.
He brought the lightning tribulation down, striking directly at the target's head.
Below, Ye Fan looked up at the furious Punishment Lightning in the sky.
He was completely dumbfounded. He had only cursed once—was there really a need to throw such a huge tantrum?
Was it trying to kill him?
“Boom...”
The thick, black lightning tribulation carrying world-destroying power struck down in a flurry of sparks and flashes.
Just as Punishment Lightning rushed down and was about to strike Ye Fan, he realized he seemed to have targeted the wrong person.
“Holy crap... Holy crap... What the hell is going on...”
Frightened, he hurriedly suppressed his power.
Looking at Punishment Lightning, Ye Fan thought to himself: Great, this time I'm really going to be struck to death by lightning.
“Boom~”
Amidst the flashes of lightning and rolls of thunder, Ye Fan was completely engulfed.
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