Director-General Shen was indeed a very good person.
Bai Xiaodu fried up over a dozen dishes in one go, then sat down obediently to the side.
She had regained her usual cold expression, acting as though she were completely ignoring what had just happened.
The two of them sat opposite each other, eating in silence.
Seeing how awkward the atmosphere was, Bai Xiaodu came up with a random excuse and prepared to get up and leave.
But Director-General Shen stopped him.
“You still have something left to do today.”
Bai Xiaodu froze for a moment.
Continue cultivating?
But his mind was currently so exhausted from practicing Mage Hand that he could barely keep his eyes open.
And since he had only just suppressed the Primordial Yang from the Dragon-Burning Refining Art, he definitely didn't want to experience that all over again tonight.
Director-General Shen added,
“Warm the bed.”
Bai Xiaodu's mouth slightly popped open into an “O” shape.
First, he pointed at himself in disbelief, and then he pointed at Director-General Shen.
“Warm the bed? Me?”
Director-General Shen nodded.
“Yes. Warm the bed for me.”
Hearing this, even Bai Xiaodu had to admire Director-General Shen's sheer courage.
After what had happened this afternoon...
Even if he had been forced into it, visually speaking, he could already be considered a purebred pervert.
No matter how one looked at it,
sending him to warm the bed was no different from letting a dog that had been starving for three days into a rural pit latrine.
There was essentially no difference between the two.
But a master's word was law to a dog.
Bai Xiaodu obediently did as he was told.
He took a quick, simple shower.
The bath and hair care products in Director-General Shen's home were extremely high-end. Bai Xiaodu had seen advertisements for them before—a small set cost tens of thousands of credits.
So, he used them with reckless abandon.
Shampoo, body wash, hair conditioner—he squirted a whole bunch of them together into a glob and slathered it all over his head.
Once again, it was a day of avenging the exploited lower-class citizens of the Federation!
Water droplets trickled down along the silver-white fur at the tip of his tail.
Tying the belt of the white bathrobe around his waist, Bai Xiaodu carefully dried off the water droplets.
The sateen silk bed was still clean. The underwear and any signs of mess from earlier had been tidied up.
Except, in the room that originally smelled of an elegant, light fragrance, there seemed to be a faint hint of...
a rather unique scent.
Bai Xiaodu didn't dare to think too much about it and slipped into the silk sheets.
It was cool and slippery, feeling almost like a giant drop of mucus hanging from his nose that he just couldn't shake off.
“Is it comfortable?”
“Huh? Oh, yes, very comfortable!”
Like a randomly spawning midnight ghost, Director-General Shen had silently appeared by the head of the bed at some point.
She sat down on the edge of the bed and reached her fair hand into the blanket. Bai Xiaodu's expression instantly changed.
A silver-white fox tail was dragged out. Director-General Shen placed it on her lap, gently stroking and playing with it.
Bai Xiaodu poked his small head out from the large silk blanket.
“Uh, Director-General Shen, notwithstanding that... are you really okay with me warming the bed here?”
Director-General Shen pulled out a small comb from who-knows-where and meticulously brushed the silver fur on his tail.
“I am.”
Bai Xiaodu was already used to this.
Director-General Shen was like some sort of Dora-Shen-mon.
What normal person would carry a dog collar and leash around with them at all times? No one knew what kind of bizarre gadget she would pull out next.
He really felt sorry for her future partner.
Right in the heat of battle, Director-General Shen might suddenly pull out some anti-personnel weapon.
Oh boy, that would scare the life out of him.
Well, it wasn't his concern anyway.
It certainly wouldn't be him, since he would be flying far away to university soon.
When that time came, so what if Director-General Shen had heaven-defying abilities?
There was no way she would abandon her official position just to come looking for him.
Haha.
Actually, Bai Xiaodu was starting to give up on courting her.
First, her rank was too high, making her far too dangerous.
Second, that Affection progress bar was stubbornly stuck at 29. It would occasionally budge a tiny bit, but it just could never cross the threshold of 30.
Without rewards, none of this had any meaning.
Bai Xiaodu considered himself a very realistic person.
If he couldn't get her, he'd stop trying.
He still had other big sisters waiting for his attention. Someone like Director-General Shen, who offered high risk and low return, could only be pushed to the back of the queue.
Simping for one makes you a simp, but simping for a crowd makes you a wolf warrior!
While Bai Xiaodu continued to lie there like a corpse, Director-General Shen had already meticulously combed his long tail until not a single hair was out of place.
She blew gently on it, causing the silver-white fur to tilt in unison to one side.
A trace of satisfaction finally appeared on her cold face.
“Circulate the Dragon-Burning Refining Art a little.”
“?”
Bai Xiaodu grew tense.
“Sorry, Director-General, but I just finished a session of... exercise this afternoon.”
He looked at Director-General Shen's stunning upper body curves and shook his head resolutely.
“I'm a bit tired right now. Can I take a break first?”
Director-General Shen gently caressed his cheek, pinching it slightly with her fingertips.
“Just run a simple microcosmic orbit to warm your body up. That will count as warming the bed.”
“Alright then.”
It seemed Director-General Shen had no intention of taking things further.
Bai Xiaodu obediently did as she said and completed the circulation.
The fiery energy that had just risen indeed couldn't last more than a few seconds before quietly melting away.
The entire bed became warm and cozy.
Bai Xiaodu poked his feet out and carefully slipped off the side of the bed.
“If there's nothing else, I'll head back first.”
“Sweet dreams.”
He found his shoes and slipped them on.
It really had been an exhausting yet fulfilling day. It would feel best to go back, strip naked, and lie down in a starburst position.
But things didn't seem to go as he wished.
Director-General Shen's cold, calm voice reached his ears.
“I didn't say you could leave.”
“...?”
Bai Xiaodu's expression stiffened slightly.
No way, Shen. Are you for real?
Is she going to take revenge on him for what happened during the day?
He quickly scratched the back of his head.
“Actually, I'm just a dog you keep. I shouldn't even have sat at the dining table earlier, let alone sleep in the same bed with you.”
“I allow it.”
But I don't really allow it!
He was a normal person, of course.
Ordinarily, sleeping with a top-tier beauty like Director-General Shen was a dream come true.
Who wouldn't want to cuddle, kiss, hug, and sleep with a beautiful big sister?
And along the way, elevate their thoughts to the heights of art.
To discuss the lengths of life, the depths of philosophy, and properly deliberate on the Dao day in and day out?
Just thinking about it was exciting.
But... but...
What if she suddenly pulled out a strap-on?
Rate on N.U.
