Shh (The Provocative Chang'e)

Chang'e looked at the small cluster of buildings and was quite satisfied.

Originally, she had thought the island hot spring they were going to soak in today would be a completely wild one, without any human modifications at all!

She hadn't expected there to be such a small cluster of houses here.

While they couldn't compare to the Moon Palace, they were indeed quite good as a temporary place to rest.

It had to be said, this girl actually had some taste.

Listening to Chang'e's words, Su Qing shook her head and said, "I didn't prepare this alone; my friends helped me set it up. Although it's a bit simple, it's suitable for a short stay of a day or two! Sister Chang'e, you won't find it beneath you, will you?"

"Eh?" Chang'e was stunned for a moment, then she chuckled and shook her head. "Of course not. Don't you know my personality by now? I don't have very high requirements for a place to stay. Besides, isn't this place quite nice? The scenery is good too... how should I put it? It has its own unique charm!"

Hearing this answer, Su Qing nodded slightly and said, "Then let's go down!"

Chang'e had no objections, and Yuer naturally wouldn't have any either.

After the two of them nodded, they followed Su Qing down to the ground.

This was a small courtyard surrounded by several houses.

It was the largest 'courtyard' here... and also the houses Su Qing had set aside specifically as a place to rest.

As for the others...

They each had their own purpose.

"It really is your style... everything is quite simple!" Chang'e remarked as she looked around the courtyard.

While Su Qing didn't hate flashy things, she did prefer things that were more simple, direct, and practical.

However...

The simplicity here wasn't actually due to her architectural habits.

It was because the local materials could only be made into this.

After all, when people came to help build, she couldn't exactly ask them to bring their own building materials, could she?

So, the materials used to build this place were all sourced locally.

Naturally, there was no way to make it look grand or magnificent.

Su Qing didn't hide this from Chang'e and briefly explained the actual situation.

After listening, Chang'e's lips twitched slightly.

This... was indeed something she hadn't expected.

"Forget it, forget it. That's not important. As long as we can stay here and drink wine, it's fine." Chang'e didn't care much about her mistake in analysis and quickly changed the subject. "So, does Sister Chang'e want to look around first, or go straight into the hot spring?"

Hearing this, Chang'e touched her sleeve, her divine sense flickering. "Straight into the water, of course! Heh, it's been a long time since I've seen your bare body! Since we're here for the hot springs today, there's no escape!"

Even after arriving here, Chang'e didn't forget to tease Su Qing.

Listening to the provocation, Su Qing didn't get angry or feel any stirrings of desire. Instead, she chuckled and nodded. "So, Sister Chang'e is that interested in my true form? No problem! I can let you see it anytime~ I'm just a little bit embarrassed."

Chang'e rolled her eyes and pouted. "You, oh you... you really know how to play dumb!"

Chang'e hadn't expected that even at this point, Su Qing could still feign ignorance.

She could only say that this girl was truly a master at playing dumb; it was ridiculous to the extreme.

Hearing this, Su Qing gave a 'hehe' laugh and said, "Sister Chang'e, what are you talking about? Playing dumb? I don't understand at all!"

Seeing this, Chang'e was even more speechless.

She couldn't help but say to Yuer beside her, "Good child, you must never learn from this person. If you become like her, I'll be very sad!"

Yuer: "..."

It was unlikely she would ever become like that.

After all, Chang'e only said those kinds of things to Su Qing. She never said them to Yuer, so Yuer never even had the chance to become like that, okay?

However, she didn't mind giving her mistress a little help.

If her mistress could quickly win over Su Qing, it would also bring her some benefits.

Only... if it really succeeded, she felt she might be a little jealous.

How should she put it? It wasn't jealousy toward Su Qing, but rather toward her own mistress.

Thousands of thoughts swirled in Yuer's mind, and for a moment, she didn't answer Chang'e.

Seeing this, Su Qing chuckled and said, "Alright, alright, let's go soak in the hot spring! We can talk about whatever else later."

Hearing this, Chang'e pouted and then pinched Yuer's cheek. This little thing who didn't help at the critical moment—she would deal with her properly later.

Su Qing and the others crossed the courtyard and walked along the corridor until they reached a hot spring area.

The hot spring was surrounded by stones, with high wooden boards blocking the perimeter.

However, there was no cover above; one could see the sky just by looking up.

During the day, it wasn't particularly interesting, but at night, looking at the starry sky while soaking in a hot spring was an incredibly comfortable experience.

Of course, there was no need to worry about people passing by in the sky seeing them.

Because this island had a small array... people in the sky couldn't see this place, so there was no need for concern at all.

"It really is a good place!" Chang'e looked at the steaming hot spring and couldn't help but nod. "I really didn't expect you to know how to enjoy yourself so much."

Su Qing chuckled. "Enjoyment is certainly enjoyment, but unfortunately, there are few times I can come here to enjoy it. Most of the time I have to handle official business and don't have the time to come..."

The times Su Qing could come here were indeed rare. She had too much work, and when she went to see Leng Xiang and the others, she rarely had the chance to take them to play far away. Most of the time, they could only look around locally. Unless there was truly nothing to do during that period, it was hard to have an opportunity like this.

Chang'e shook her head. "Is that so? Then I suppose I'm quite lucky?"

Hearing this, Su Qing nodded thoughtfully. "That's true... you are indeed quite lucky."

Chang'e pouted and said, "Alright, alright, change your clothes and get ready to enter the water! Oh, wait, hold on. Let me take out the good stuff first."

Su Qing was stunned for a moment, but she immediately understood what the 'good stuff' Chang'e mentioned was.

Sure enough, under Su Qing's gaze, Chang'e pulled out... over a dozen jars of good wine and a pile of various delicacies from her Sleeve Universe.

Although Su Qing had already anticipated Chang'e's preparations, it was still somewhat beyond her expectations.

This woman... had prepared a bit too much, hadn't she?

Looking at all this, Su Qing couldn't help but turn her gaze toward Yuer.

Yuer looked away, clearly not wanting to deal with any of it.

Su Qing's lips twitched, and she didn't bother to say anything more. She only let out a long sigh and said, "Fine, fine. Regardless, I'm afraid someone won't be able to go back today."

With so much wine, even if they didn't finish it all, drinking just half would make Chang'e unable to walk. Even Su Qing herself would probably feel a bit tipsy.

One had to know that these weren't ordinary mortal wines, but genuine immortal wines containing spiritual power, a hundred or a thousand times more intoxicating than mortal wine!

With such wine, even someone like Su Qing would still get drunk if she drank too much, let alone Chang'e, whose alcohol tolerance was notoriously poor.

Seeing this, Yuer sighed slightly and then walked silently to the side. "I... I won't drink! I'm afraid of messing things up. If you two get drunk, I can be responsible for carrying you back to the rooms."

Su Qing's lips twitched, and she nodded silently. What else could she do? They couldn't all be drunk, could they?

As for why Su Qing didn't refuse to drink? How could she refuse? Setting aside that she enjoyed a drink herself, there was no way Chang'e would let her escape drinking!

'Forget it, a rare break. I might as well enjoy myself to the fullest,' Su Qing thought helplessly.

After Chang'e set the things out, she didn't care about anything else. With a swift movement, she stripped off her clothes completely, revealing her perfect figure.

Chang'e didn't have a trace of extra fat; she looked absolutely perfect. Her 'papayas' were full, her 'fat moon' was round—everything that should be there was there, and not a single thing that shouldn't be was present. Even the 'law of the dark forest' that everyone spoke of seemed to have been overturned here.

How should she put it? It was truly perfect. She was truly worthy of being called the number one beauty of the Heavenly Palace, Immortal Chang'e.

Seeing this, Yuer instinctively covered her eyes, looking a bit embarrassed.

Su Qing, on the other hand, was quite composed. She looked at Chang'e and pouted. They were both women; what was there to be embarrassed about? Even if the Chang'e before her was a dangerous element who might threaten her purity, there was no need to be afraid or shy. After all, she had seen far too much; it was a minor issue.

However, Su Qing still couldn't help but give a thumbs-up and evaluate, "Sister Chang'e's figure is indeed quite good... even without the support of a dress, it's so beautiful! As the saying goes, clothes make the man and a saddle makes the horse, but for a person without clothes, it's pure raw strength. Although your drinking habits are terrible and your tolerance is abysmal, I truly have nothing to say against this figure."

Listening to Su Qing's praise, Chang'e couldn't help but put her hands on her hips and straighten her back, looking very proud. Only, as the praise continued, it started to take on a different flavor.

"Are you praising me or insulting me?! My drinking habits are perfectly fine!" Chang'e pouted and said with dissatisfaction.

The 'holy light' swayed before Su Qing's eyes, making her rub them instinctively.

"I'm praising you, of course. If I were insulting you, how could I praise you?"

"What kind of circular talk is that? Alright, hurry up and take off your clothes. We still have to soak in the water! You don't plan on bathing with your clothes on, do you?" Chang'e was speechless and didn't bother to argue further.

Hearing this, Su Qing smiled and nodded, not refusing. She then took off her dress and placed it to the side. She even folded it neatly.

In contrast, Chang'e's...

Yuer was folding it!

Well, that was the difference.

Su Qing's figure was naturally very good as well, but compared to Chang'e, there was still a slight difference. It could only be said that there are gaps between people, and sometimes those gaps are not small.

Seeing Su Qing undress, Chang'e quickly walked over to her, grabbed her, and pulled her directly into the water.

The temperature of the hot spring was just right—not too high, but not low either. Soaking in such water was incredibly comfortable. Even Chang'e couldn't help but let out a soft moan of pleasure.

"As expected, bathing is one of the great joys of the mortal world!" Chang'e said with a smile.

Su Qing nodded. "Yes, it is indeed comfortable. If it weren't, why would I like it so much?"

Chang'e nodded thoughtfully, then hugged Su Qing from behind, her hands wandering restlessly. "Oh, sister, you're so smooth! And so soft~"

Su Qing's lips twitched. This woman was being a bit too unruly, wasn't she?

Su Qing said helplessly, "Is that so? I can be even softer! Do you want me to change back to my true form for you to play with?"

"Eh? That won't be necessary. I don't have a habit of... using snakes. Sorry."

"I'll f—" Chang'e's shocking words almost made Su Qing explode with anger. Su Qing, who usually disliked using foul language, almost let a curse slip out.

Seeing that she had provoked Su Qing, Chang'e didn't show the slightest remorse; instead, she had a triumphant look on her face. It was as provocative as provocative could be.

Su Qing exhaled a breath of turbid air and finally managed to suppress the fire in her heart before saying, "Sister Chang'e, you truly have a talent for being annoying. No wonder the Star Lord likes to lecture you so much..."

Chang'e smiled. "The Star Lord lectures me not because of these things, but simply because of my drinking~ Besides, is this your first day knowing me? Don't you already know how annoying I am?"

Hearing this, Su Qing was even more speechless.

'Sister Chang'e, where on earth do you get your confidence from?!'

Su Qing sighed. "Forget it, forget it. I can't be bothered to bicker with you. Let's wash up first, then go drink."

At the mention of drinking, Chang'e immediately took on a serious expression. "Mhm, mhm. For the sake of those words, I won't bully you for now. After we wash up and you're drunk, I'll bully you then."

Su Qing's lips twitched as she rubbed her brow and said with a laugh, "Sister Chang'e, as always, you have absolutely no concept of your own alcohol tolerance! There's no way you'll still be conscious by the time I'm drunk."