Cow Dung Brother

Those who did not know Brother Invincible were frantically asking who he was.

【Taro Mochi】 sneered and continued typing: “This guy puts on a decent act, but he’s actually just a perverted man! I even dressed up in women’s clothing today! Those who know me well are clear that when I’m in women’s clothing, I’m no different from a girl...”

“For crying out loud, can you get to the point!”

“Isn’t the person above a victim?”

【Taro Mochi】: “Brother Invincible and I had already confirmed our relationship; we were calling each other husband and wife. Today, for our first meeting, the gift this person sent me was actually a cardboard box of cow dung! Damn, I feel like I can still smell that stench now!”

Cheng Shuili saw this and suddenly remembered the box of cow dung that had been “stolen” from her during the day. Her mouth twitched involuntarily.

Is the appearance rate of cow dung a bit too high today?

The regional channel exploded all at once.

“What is this? What did he give you? Cow dung??”

“Hahahaha, a genius!! To use this kind of thing to deal with someone like you, who dares say Brother Invincible isn’t a genius?!”

“You deserve it too! Pretending to be a woman to scam people; isn’t it expected to be sanctioned? Where do you get the nerve to come to the regional channel and scream? And warning others away from him—this is the first time I’ve seen someone report themselves!”

【Taro Mochi】: “The point is right here! He didn’t know I was a man! He really intended to give his girlfriend a cardboard box of fresh cow dung! I wanted to leave the moment I opened the box, but this perverted man dragged me toward the sleeping mat. My innocence was almost lost!”

Cheng Shuili couldn’t help but laugh when she saw this.

What kind of thought process does this person have? What he did on the regional channel before was already strange, but this time it was even weirder!

Is he trying to get attention?

Well, he succeeded.

“Hahahaha, what is going on?”

“You don’t have a shred of innocence! What are you pretending for? You’re a repeat offender! Several people in our partition who were scammed before said you were just as bad; what are you putting on an act for now?”

“The relationship between the person above and Taro is definitely not simple.”

“@Brother Invincible, Brother, I’m your fan! Someone is spreading rumors here; hurry up and explain!”

“So, we can actually date in this world? Oh right, meeting up is possible now too!”

“Cut the crap! Any CP for me?”

“Girlfriend, where are you? Can you run? I really can’t hold on anymore.”

Brother Invincible didn’t notice the tags in the regional channel. He was currently immersed in the agony that his “girlfriend” was older than him.

He did have intentions of having a hookup with Taro Mochi, but this was still his first love, after all! Besides, Taro usually spoke so gently and considerately; how could he be a man?

In Brother Invincible’s mind, he intended to date Taro first, and once he successfully used the Special Dungeon Opening Card to get rich, what kind of woman couldn’t he find?

He definitely wouldn’t want a bottom-feeder like Taro!

But since this was his first love, he had prepared a gift for Taro. Who could have imagined he was actually a man!

The more Brother Invincible thought about it, the more miserable he felt. Clutching the Designated Player Duel Card in his hand, he was already considering whether this card was worth using.

At the thought of his stillborn first love, Brother Invincible felt incredibly sad, but this surge of grief didn’t last long.

While feeling miserable, he suddenly caught a strange scent—a bit sour and a bit stinky...

Brother Invincible sniffed and frowned. “What is that smell...?”

He looked around, his gaze eventually landing on the cardboard box on the table. That faint, pervasive sour stench seemed to be drifting from it.

“That’s impossible,” Brother Invincible muttered to himself. “How could something from the top-ranked player have a weird smell?”

He hesitated as he leaned closer to the box, and the odor immediately became distinct. Brother Invincible’s expression twisted, but he still stubbornly reached out to lift the lid.

“Blegh!!!”

A thick stench of cow dung rushed toward him. Brother Invincible gagged directly, staggering back several steps and nearly tripping over his own feet.

“What the hell is this?!” He covered his nose, his voice cracking. “Angry Crow Takes Flight... actually gave me a box of cow dung?!”

Brother Invincible trembled with rage and kicked the box over.

Brown chunks of cow dung scattered everywhere, and the foul odor instantly filled the entire vehicle.

“Damn! Damn! Damn!” He hopped around hysterically, terrified of getting the filth on himself. “I’m going to kill her! I must kill her!”

Brother Invincible suddenly thought of something, and his expression turned even uglier. “Wait... when that pervert opened the box...”

He recalled Taro Mochi’s sudden change in expression. He had assumed it was because the gift was too valuable and, fearing Taro might actually accept the gift, he had hurriedly dragged him to the sleeping mat.

So that was it.

“So that was it!” he said through gritted teeth. “That scammer thought this was a gift I specifically prepared...”

Thinking of this, Brother Invincible suddenly let out a neurotic laugh. “Hahaha... fine, at least I didn’t let that pervert take advantage of me!!”

He looked down at the mess on the floor, then at his own shoes stained with cow dung, and his expression twisted again. “Angry Crow Takes Flight... just you wait!”

Only after he finished his threats did Brother Invincible realize he had acted impulsively. Now, his entire vehicle was filled with the stench of cow dung!

This wasn’t just a normal bad smell; the sourness mixed with the stench was hitting his brain, and because he had kicked the box, the cow dung was now everywhere! It was on the floor, on the sleeping mat, and even the only water reservoir in the vehicle hadn’t been spared.

Brother Invincible felt like dying. Cleaning it himself was impossible. After some thought, he decided to check the trading channel for a Vehicle Cleaning Card.

Enduring the stench of cow dung permeating the vehicle, he opened the regional channel with trembling hands.

He had intended to see if anyone was selling a Vehicle Cleaning Card, but his eyes were stung by the full screen of discussions.

“@Brother Invincible, come out quickly! Your girlfriend is exposing you! Doesn’t this guy like to be unconventional? Why is he lurking today?”

“He’s too embarrassed to speak, hahahaha! It’s hilarious to be scammed like that by a man!”

“I’m dying of laughter. What kind of move is sending cow dung on a first date?”

“@Taro Mochi, tell us in detail, how was he perverted?”

【Taro Mochi】: “Everyone knows me; I only scam for money, not for looks! I only privately messaged him because I saw he was generous! Who knew he’d agree as soon as I asked? Sisters, take note! Anyone who agrees this quickly is definitely not a good thing!”

“Hahahaha, Cow Dung Brother is not a good thing!”

“@Brother Invincible, does Cow Dung Brother have anything to say?”

“I really can’t handle this anymore. How are we in an apocalypse survival game and people are still teaching me how to date!”

“Cow Dung Brother, hahahaha, who is such a genius? Who came up with this name?”